Is September too soon to be thinking of Christmas?

Dearest Hungry Santa,

(AKA, the hungry husband)

I wanted to go ahead and have you start thinking about the upcoming holiday. I know, I know. If it's not December 20th, you still have plenty of time, right? Might I gently suggest that perhaps getting a little jump on things might allow you to find my "little" desires at a more reasonable price that's also less hurried? I'd just assume get a stocking full of actual goods, rather than the pictures of goods to come. Can we agree on that?

So, now that I have your attention, I'd like to request a handful of goods for my kitchen. A myriad of do-dads that will help me whip up any number of delectable delights. Thingamajigs galore. A good number of these were found at Williams and Sonoma - but feel free to do your own research and buy them elsewhere.

Just one thing, hungry Santa...remember that "cheap" isn't always the optimal criteria to choose by. Remember that awful hotel we stayed at while evacuated for Hurricane Frances in 2004? Sometimes a little more is worth it :)

With that said...


This first item is a type of grater. It's smaller and easier for me to handle - allowing me to easily zest limes, as well as grate garlic and ginger. Rachel Ray rocks it often.


Speaking of limes - check this out. I can just put a half of a lime in her (or lemon) and squeeze away! So much easier than that other juicer. A Latina cook used this effortlessly on her show once, and I knew I had to have it. One word: Panini. Sound good? I'd rather have this than an electric version, as it is more versatile and usable for things OTHER than sandwiches.

Whipped cream from Heavy Whipping Cream, rather than a can! This is totally in line with our naturalist kick. OH! And less waste (no can to toss). I could use a few more of these for my kitchen. Better ones have a more sturdy silicone part to more effectively lap up the end bits. Oh...and these are PINK and PERSONALIZED. Cute and efficient. Yay.
I thought these would be great for keeping tortillas warm when I whip up Mexican food. If I make too many at a time, they get cold quickly.


This got really great reviews on WoS, and I could use another whisk (on big cooking days I find myself re-washing my two multiple times).
Do you know how to separate an egg? You break it in half and "pour" the egg from one shell to the other until all of the white has fallen into the bowl below. This is effective 75% of the time. The other 25%, I break the yoke on the shell before all the white is separated. Or, I don't manage to break the egg in half, leaving me 3/4 of the egg shell in one hand with a 1/4 in the other. This makes it hard to toss the egg back and forth. The above would solve all my problems!
We've talked about getting one of these before. Power-free coffee making. Good for tea too :) When was the last time you peeled a clove of garlic? One isn't too bad...but multiple cloves leave my hands smelling wonderfully garlicy. Moreover, garlic leaves behind this sticky, oily, residue. This will give me nice, whole, cloves of garlic (instead of me having to smash them to get the peels off) when I want one.
There are moments when I want pulverized garlic instead of cloves. Guacamole, is one case. With this thing, I don't even need to peel it first!
Lets recycle that plastic crap? These spoons and cups also seem to have longer handles. There is one reason why, above all the other items, you should get me this...hungry Santa:

Apple pie. Easier, faster, guacamole.

The other day, when I made that salad, I noticed that knives didn't effectively remove corn from a cob. This does! And when we move out west...with the oodles of corn available in August and September, this will come in handy.

Eggs...and....homemade English muffins!

I'd also like new muffin tins - not the non stick kind. Chicago Metallic seems to be treating me well, and available on Amazon.com.