Holiday Fondue.

Growing up, my husband's family started the tradition of fondue. Now, for those of you like me, who associate fondue with cheese dip or chocolate (and that's it) - let me provide a bit of an education.

Google fondue recipes and you will find a wealth of cheese dips, dessert dips, AND recipes for broth boiling and deep frying all sorts of items. Basically, fondue can ALSO mean cooking raw meat items on your table - a perfect solution to a holiday dinner. After having done this for my family for the last number of years, I can tell you that I LOVE this tradition. Why?

(1) You can get really creative with the items. My husband's family uses beef, chicken, and shrimp. The chicken always comes out dry for me, and I avoid the steak. Consequently, when we started to fondue in our home, I opted for shrimp and lamb. I made a garlic aioli (some minced fresh garlic mixed in with some mayo) for a side, and included mint jelly for me. This year, concerned about some ethical issues with Australian lamb (namely, it's often slaughtered in China and not offered organic), we avoided land-meat all together and just went straight to sea food. I also breaded fresh mozzarella - going for a fried mozzarella feel. If desired , you can also move away from oil all together, and heat broth for cooking.

(2) You aren't cooking the items, so all you need to do is prepare them. If you hand make a lot of your dips, now you're putting in some work. However, even those can be done ahead of time to ease the workload on the day of the meal. Since I was doing this for my family, I opted for simplicity. Less time in the kitchen = more time over Christmas with my kids.

(3) Fondue is a very social meal. Since you need to wait for the items to cook, you spend more time talking and less time eating. It is perfect for entertaining - but a great "family dinner night" too for older kids. If you have a large family, and they are all young, I do not recommend this dinner. My daughter opted for a PBJ (she's picky, and it's Christmas, so why fight?) My son tried a shrimp, but decided the broccoli was best. Even if my kids did decide to eat the food, my husband and I could easily maintain ours and one child's plate. However, if you have too many helpless mouths to feed - perhaps this type of dinner should wait until you have older children to help - or kids are able to cook for themselves.
Holiday Fondue Menu:

1 loaf of french bread, with softened butter or olive oil.

One vegetable side. This year we opted for broccoli sauteed in garlic, olive oil, with some onion.

Fondue sides (homemade or store bought). Think about the sides you would want for the fried item. For our seafood menu, we stuck to tartar , shrimp , marinara (for mozzarella) and a remoulade sauces. For lamb, do yourself a favor and try some mint jelly. BBQ sauce for chicken and steak sauce for beef are good ideas too.
For scallops and shrimp - take raw (and peeled) pieces, rinse and bread. Easy way? Put Italian bread crumbs in a bag, place the item inside, and shake it. It coats everything nicely! The breading is light - adding just the tiniest bit of crunch.
For Chicken - I would consider doing something similar, but mixing in a tiny bit of chili powder. Depending on how spicy you like things, it's more of a southern fried chicken feel. You could also try your traditional breading (whatever family recipe you use), just working with smaller pieces.

For lamb and steak - do nothing except chop into chunks. 1 inch cubes, roughly - but a little bigger or irregular won't hurt.

I ran across the idea of trying fish this year, but haven't ever tried that in practice. My concern with really flaky fish, like salmon, is that it would fall off in the oil while cooking. It becomes a real bear to fish it out.

For mozzarella chunks, take Italian bread crumbs and 2-3 eggs. Blend the eggs well in a bowl. Cut small balls of fresh mozzarella in half, larger balls into quarters. Dip the piece in egg, then crumbs, then egg, and crumbs again.
For frying, we use peanut oil, as the scent isn't strong at all. Set the pot to around 350 - placing some sort of paper (doilies, paper plate, or I used festive tissue paper) to collect oil drips. I would NOT put down a nice table cloth, and have the oxyclean ready for oils stains on place mats.

Set aside some time for this meal, as the cooking and eating will leave you at the table for a while. For dessert, we usually do a chocolate fondue, but this year I made some Egg Nog Panna Cotta.

Chocolate fondue:

Take one bag of semi-sweet chocolate chips, and melt over double boiler with 1/4 cup heavy cream.

When melted and incorporated, add amaretto or fruit liqueur to thin down and add punch. Stir until shiny. If too much liqueur is required for appropriate consistency, you can add more cream in the above step.

Serve with whatever fruit suits your palate.

Holiday Crepes.

Welcome back from the holiday! I hope yours was as phenomenal as ours. It was probably the best we've ever had with the kids. It really is a wonder as they get older.

Shortly, I will be posting our holiday dinner traditions, but first I thought I would post our holiday breakfast traditions.

My father and sister were both born on Christmas Eve, which means they pretty much controlled the day. Consequently, Christmas was on CHRISTMAS. Now, my husband, the product of an airline family, usually had Christmas on the Eve. Why? Because it was far easier to get the Eve off from flying than the day itself (everyone wants the day off). Upon marrying, we also married our traditions. We still do the kids on Christmas, but I really make a two day event out of the holiday. We do a fancy, labor intensive, Christmas Eve breakfast. However, Christmas Day I make something simpler and meant for nibbling. Something grab-able between gifts. For Christmas this year, I made a crumb cake. I was less than impressed. But for Christmas Eve, I made our traditional crepes.

On the 23rd, I make the batter. It sets over night in the fridge. It's nothing crazy, and found in my cooking bible, Fannie Farmer.

Whip up two eggs, and 1 cup of milk.
Add in 1/2 teaspoon of salt, and 1 cup of flour.
Add two Tablespoons of melted butter.
Cover and let sit for at least 30 minutes. Overnight in the fridge is fine.
Just give it a good whisk when you get up.
Can easily be doubled (I do every year)

In a hot, 5-7 inch skillet (or crepe pan), melt a dab of butter. Pour in several teaspoons of batter and swirl the pan around to get it to coat evenly. You want this over medium heat. Once the pancake is cooked through - flip and cook for right around 10 seconds. Place aside and cook the rest.

We fill ours with strawberries, but bananas and savory fillings will rock your holiday too! My daughter's (down below) just had syrup and whipped cream. You can truly let your imagination GO with crepes - nearly any combination is tasty and FESTIVE. Even though crepes really take just a tad more work than pancakes, the results seem so....polished.

I used to roll the crepe - but then I just went to the quarter fold and spooned fruit over the top. MUCH easier - and just as pretty!
So go make you family some post-holiday crepes. Who says you need a special reason!?

Edible Holidays...

I thought since my previous post outlined edible gifts not really meant for eating, I thought I would share a couple of my "gift basket goodies" that might put your tummy into the holiday spirit.

Every year, I make fudge. I send some with my husband to work, I take some to my school, and then I apportion out what's left into gift baskets galore. Really, I've gotten more comments on the fudge than anything - and consequently I've been making it for years now.
I have learned - over the years - that fudge is really an art. First of all, you need a really good recipe. I took care of that when I started - off of my standard all recipes.com. I have no IDEA who Aunt Teen is...but she rocks.

Second of all, you need trial and error. NEVER plan exactly how much fudge you need to make. Plan to make several batches, and don't feel bad if you have to toss one. Now, if you make fudge year round, you might be able to stay "in practice." I cannot. I make it only during the holidays - and it never fails that I screw up the first batch. Also, start and finish your first batch - to determine what needs to change. For example, I made FOUR BATCHES this year before I realized that I screwed them all up. Joy. I was in "holiday go time" cooking mood, and just wanted to cross it off my list. I was so excited to be done, only to realize that I really wasn't. Double joy.

Thirdly, a candy thermometer can't hurt - although it isn't completely necessary once you get everything down to a "science." Supposedly, you're supposed to hit 234 - but I never do. Mine usually rests at 225, which gives me a creamy, milk chocolate like fudge.

ONLY CUT once it is completely cool. I would wait over night.

Now, without much further ado:

Aunt Teen's Creamy Fudge:
1 (7 ounce) jar marshmallow creme
1 1/2 cups white sugar
2/3 cup evaporated milk (one can yields two batches)
1/4 cup butter (half a stick)
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 cups milk chocolate chips (about one bag)
1 cup semisweet chocolate chips (about 1/2 of a bag)
1/2 cup chopped nuts (I always omit this)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract

In a medium to large sized pot - mix the marshmallow cream, sugar, milk, and butter over medium heat. STIR CONSTANTLY. In fact, I usually employ my husband to do this job for me. I provide something to drink, my thanks and adoration, oh...and he gets some fudge afterward.

Please note DO NOT use a dutch oven. It creates too much surface area of the sugar mixture to the bottom of the pan. NO GOOD. A medium sized pan is best.

The mixture will turn lumpy, to smooth, to lots of small bubbles, to BOILING. Once it hits BOILING - start a 5 minute timer. It doesn't have to be a rolling boil, but if you stop, and the boiling goes, start the darn timer.

If you have a thermometer, go ahead and stick it in here. For a firmer fudge, head up to 234 - which will take closer to 7 minutes. For a softer fudge (which I prefer) stop at 225.

Once the mixture hits the right temp, take off the heat and add the chocolate chips. Stir to melt, and then add the vanilla. Stir until creamy and shiny. Pour into 8 by 8 square pan and let cool completely.

If your fudge is creamy - but TOO soft, you need to cook it longer. If it is crumbly, you cooked it too long.

Don't worry - there's a quicker and easier treat that you can make concurrently. Or by itself. Personally, I prefer these to the fudge.

Holiday Layer bars:

1 stick of butter
1 1/2 cups graham cracker crumbs
1 cup chopped nuts
1 1/2 cups flaked coconut
1 cup chocolate chips
1 cup butterscotch chips (can substitute these with the holiday colored ones if you want)
1 14 oz can of sweetened condensed milk

Preheat oven to 350. While oven is heating, stick the butter in a 9 by 13 pan, and place in the oven. When butter is completely melted, mix in the Graham crackers. press into the bottom to form a crust.

Sprinkle on all the ingredients in the following order: milk, nuts, chips, and coconut. Be careful when you add the milk. Pour slowly so it will be all over the crust - you won't be able to spread it around after.

Press the layers together with the bottom of a measuring cup - or some other firm object.

Bake for 30 minutes and cool completely before cutting.

Christmas Cake Balls.

This is a re post from something I did in the summer. I guess I got a little case of Christmas in September....so I thought I would re-share them. Cake balls with Christmas sprinkles seems a bit more timely now!

The Way to a Man's heart...

Is through his stomach - or so my husband tells me. I am sure there are other ways, but delectable delights haven't hurt.
Shortly after meeting my husband, he told me that his two favorite desserts were carrot cake and key lime pie. As it turns out, both are insanely easy to make! Hooray. Of course, as with most things, just because it's easy to make - doesn't mean it's easy to make well. My first attempts were oily and heavy. Tasty, but not heavenly. I actually put carrot cake on the back burner for awhile.

Then I attended a state activity, and was served carrot cake via catering. While what I had was okay, it made me remember what I had made in the past. Even imperfect, it was still better. Which made me want to re-work my old recipe and find perfection. I think I was able to do just that.

Better Than the Bunny's Carrot Cake

4 eggs
1 cup vegetable oil
1 cup white sugar
1 cup brown sugar
1 Tablespoon vanilla
3 teaspoons ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
1 small can crushed pineapple, drained.
2 cups all purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking soda
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
3 cups grated carrots
1 cup chopped nuts (walnuts or pecans do well)

(1) Preheat oven to 350 degrees, grease a 9 X 13 pan.
(2) Mix flour, salt, powder and soda together in bowl - set aside.
(3) In large bowl with whisk, whip eggs. Add oil, sugars, vanilla, and spices. Mix well.
(5) Fold in crushed pineapple and carrots.
(6) mix in dry ingredients including nuts.
(7) Bake for 40 - 50 minutes, until cake tester comes out clean.
(8) Cool completely before frosting.

Frosting:
1/2 cup unsalted butter
8 ounces cream cheese
3-4 cups powdered sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 cup nuts.

(1) Blend butter and cream cheese.
(2) Add in sugar. If you like a sweeter more "frosting like" consistency, use more sugar. If you want a creamier frosting - more cheesy - use less. I liked it at about 3.5.
(3) Add in vanilla.
(4) An electric mixer (handheld, stand, whatever) works best.
(5) Sprinkle nuts over the top after frosting, if desired.
If you're curious how I decorated the carrot cake, 1/3 of the way down I started the top of my carrot with a large piping tip. I just swirled around the tip to get the orange design. For the leaves, I just had fun with the leaf tip - which was surprisingly easy to learn!

Pumpkin Pie Haters Anonymous.

I have a shocking secret - I really don't like pumpkin pie.

Really, I don't love anything pumpkin or squash related. Not by itself, not in a soup, not sweet, not savory....just NOT.

I was really quite content to leave Pumpkin Pie off my holiday table, until I tried I grocery store creation. You know, one of those things where they give you the recipe in their weekly flier? Now, let me explain that this is NOT my typical all-natural recipe. Amongst my list of "not usually consumed" are Cool Whip and anything Jell-O. In the future, I think I will be trying to modify this with more natural ingredients.

But, for the short-term, this was an enjoyable and easy treat! For this no-bake recipe, I first baked the crust in the oven, hot and waiting for the apple pie. When finished, I removed it, and then stuck the just - finished apple pie in the oven. The timing was perfect, and I was able to wrap up the "custard" in just a few minutes. A very low-stress pie for the holidays.
Turtle Pumpkin Pie - Adapted from Publix Grocery Apron's recipe line

1/4 cup + 2 Tablespoons Caramel Ice Cream Popping, divided.
1/2 pie crust recipe, (or use a simple graham cracker crust - you can buy these already made).
2 oz chopped pecans
1 cup reduced-fat milk
2 3.4-0z boxes of Jell-O vanilla flavor instant pudding and pie filling
1 cup canned pumpkin (can substitute 1 15.5 oz can cut sweet potatoes, drained and mashed)
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
8 ounces cool whip.

Prepare the pie crust. If using a pastry crust, go ahead and place in pie pan. Then bake at 400 or so until it just begins to turn golden. Since you're not baking the pie, you must bake the crust!

Spread 1/4 cup of the caramel onto the bottom of the crust. Sprinkle the pecan pieces.

In a large bowl, whisk together the milk, Jell-O pudding, pumpkin, cinnamon, and nutmeg until well blended. Stir in one 1 and 1/2 cups of the Cool Whip into the pie. Chill for at least one hour (longer won't hurt it).

When chilled, top with remaining cool whip and drizzle remaining caramel. Sprinkle with pecans if desired.

The. Best. Apple. Pie. EVER.

I remember the first time I made pie.

It sucked.

It was middle school. You know how nearly all middle school students are impatient and crazy? Well, I was no different. In fact, I'm fairly certain that God gave me the heart to teach to punish me for my youthful nuttiness.

Well, maybe not. But I certainly feel bad for my former teachers.

All I know was that I tried my best to chill and craft the perfect crust, fill it with the perfect pie filling...and...it sucked. The pie crust may as well been bricks. I don't even remember the filling. And this is with the undiscriminating tastes of a 13 year old. So, I can only imagine what I would think of it now.

Anyhow, since that first attempt, I have been scared of pies. Convinced I was somehow genetically incapable, I avoided them. I purchased store-bought ones and thought I would never be brave enough to try again. But then, last Thanksgiving, I was. I got it in my head I was going to make home-made apple pie. I scoured the Internet for "just" the recipe - and searched for a "simple" yet tasty pie crust. I put a lot of time and effort into this pie - and for the creation, you know what I got?

"WOW, this pie is REALLY GOOD!"

Honest, but surprised, acclaim. I'm not sure if it was good or bad. But, whatever, it worked.

So, over the last year I have perfected the recipe, and it now owns a place in my recipe hall of fame. Not sure who Grandma Ople is - but she rocks my Thanksgiving table EVERY YEAR.

Here's how to make it...

"Grandma Ople's Apple Pie" (from based from recipe found at allrecipes.com)

Double pie crust
1/2 cup unsalted butter
1/4 cup water
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup white sugar
sprinkling of cinnamon
3 heaping tablespoons of flour
5-8 peeled, cored, and sliced granny smith apples.

Make the pie crust, chill four 4 hours or longer (as directed).

Once crust is done chilling, leave it in the fridge, and start by preparing the apples. You want the slices to be fairly thin (1/4 inch). If you like chunkier pies (with firm pieces) - then you might want to leave them a bit thicker. I like apples just shy off applesauce. They still hold their shape, but they mush easily in the mouth. I detest crunch apples in a pie.

In a large bowl, toss the apples with some cinnamon. Set aside while you prepare the pie pan with the bottom crust. Fill the top with apples so it is slightly mounded. Pack it down to get lots of apples in. Lattice the crust - a must for the next step!

In a small sauce pan, melt the butter (sometimes, I put the stove top on REAL LOW so this happens while I'm doing everything else. Then I crank it up to do the next steps). Mix in the flour to make a paste. Three level tablespoons leaves the pie too runny, you need the extra flour from the rounded tablespoons. After the flour and butter is well incorporated (use a whisk), mix in water and sugars. Whisk well, wait for boil, and then reduce temp and simmer for 5 minutes.

Pour the mixture over the pie, slowly, so that all the good stuff gets into the pie lattice holes. Place on a jelly roll sheet (or something else with a lip) covered with aluminum foil (the pie will likely boil over). Bake in a preheated, 425 degree, oven for 15 minutes. Then bake for 45 at 350 degrees (reduce the temp, but don't remove the pie). When the top crust gets all golden and pretty, and the apples don't give at all to a butter knife, you're good.

Let the pie sit for a while, to let the flour really work with the liquid. Pie is sort of like meat in the sense that if you cut it too soon, the good juices will run all over the place. Better to let the liquid turn to a thick jelly-like consistency to allow for pretty cutting.

Serve however you like apple pie: with ice cream, whipped cream, caramel, or all by itself. My favorite is a secret day-after-Thanksgiving breakfast treat.

Pie crusts (The first of a 3-part series)

I make the best apple pie. Really. I do. I mean, I suppose it could be tied with someone else, and if you prefer dutch apple then perhaps mine won't suit your fancy.

But, if you like a delicious apple pie with a lattice crust, then my pie is for you!

Alas, the recipe is not "mine." It is recovered from an online source and modified slightly after trial and error. Since it's not an old family secret - I will share my recipe. Just not today.

Today, I am sharing the basics of most pies: The crust. However, rest easy. In the coming days, I will share my holiday creations...with pictures! So do not fear. You too can try the BEST apple pie ever!

You can find the crust recipe here, but this is how I do it.

Refrigerate, for a good long while, the bowl, pastry blender, and shortening. Really, I'd chill all this stuff the morning before (if you plan to make the pie crust at night, for a pie the next day) or the night before (if the pie is to be made the next morning, crust and all).

In the COLD bowl mix - with a fork or whisk - two cups of flour and 1 teaspoon of salt. Then, with a COLD pastry blender and a COLD 1/2 cup of shortening, cut in the fat. Basically, you want to use a large bowl and from one side of the flour mound to the other you want to move in a "rolling" manner. Swooping down, working the shortening, until you have a "course cornmeal" consistency. It IS possible to overwork the dough - which will leave a chewier crust. Basically, if you still have some pieces the size of the end of your pinkie finger, go ahead and stop. Big golf ball-sized globs are not cool.

Now, with a cup of water ICE COLD (I literally put ice in and swish it around), go ahead and slowly add the amount that you need. Mix with a fork. The original recipe calls for 1/2 cup, but I usually use less. You want the dough to just come together, so add a little at a time. Too much (or too little, for that matter), and your crust will be brittle to work with.

Divide in two, wrap in saran wrap or place in a Ziploc bag, Refrigerate for four or more hours. Overnight is perfectly acceptable.

To roll, add flour to a clean surface, and your rolling pin. Flour your hands, work the dough into a rough ball, and with as little movement as possible roll the dough out. Add flour as needed to prevent sticking. Place into a greased (or buttered) pie pan. You fill the pie, and then place the top part on. The trick is to manipulate the dough as little as possible!

If the crust breaks - do not fear. Place the broken pieces in the pie crust, and press the pieces together against the "fault" line. That little line might turn out to be a little less desirable than the rest of the pie, but you won't notice such a small part! Neither will your guests.

For a lattice crust, you cut the rolled out top in strips. Make a perpendicular cross with your two longest strips, and then work down from there. Lifting the pieces that you want on top, leaving the pieces laying down that you want under. Go here for some pictures. They use the same method, but don't start with a perpendicular cross like I do. I also cut fatter strips, because I think it looks prettier.

Now, unfortunately, crusts take lots of practice. In order to be ready for Christmas (without being inundated with pies), go ahead and make crust cookies. Use cookie cutters to cut out shapes in rolled out dough. Sprinkle with cinnamon and sugar, bake at 400 or so for 10 minutes...or until the edges turn a little golden. Consume with glee, making notes of changes for next time.

I also want to add that some swear by buttered crusts. There may be more wonderful ones out there. However, following the above recipe gives be wonderfully flaky crusts, every time. AND, the ingredients are always something I keep on hand - in the pantry.

Sometime in the next week, I will post the apple and pumpkin pie recipes from Thanksgiving. Neither are mine (sob!) and one is a total diversion from my natural ways - but both were TOTAL hits this holiday!

Happy Cow Cupcakes

So, I have been on the prowl for amazing cakes and cupcakes for a little while now. I had heard some great things about these Vegan Cupcakes, so one evening, I purchased the book.

While we don't practice strict veganism, I love the idea of being able to make cakes and cupcakes without the necessity of animal products. One, I love the idea of shelf stable foods. If they're shelf stable, I can always keep the ingredients on hand. Secondly, buying ethically reasonable animal products gets expensive, so why not just go without the animal?

I made these Mint Chocolate cupcakes along with some carrot cake ones. I didn't love the carrot cake variety - but these were amazing. I must say, the cake part was as good, if not better, than any other cupcake I have tried. I didn't miss the eggs or the milk. In fact, these cupcakes were far and away better than any traditional ones I had tried as of late. I will be turning to this cook book a lot in the future for wonderful, tasty, treats.

Chocolate Mint Cupcakes.

Chocolate cupcakes:
1 cup soy milk
1 teaspoon vinegar
3/4 cup granulated sugar
1/3 cup canola oil
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2 teaspoon almond extract
1 cup all purpose flour
1/3 cup cocoa powder
3/4 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt

Mint Icing:
1/4 cup shortening
3 cups confectioners sugar
1/4 cup soy milk
1.5 teaspoons mint extract
1.2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 drop green food coloring

Chocolate topping:
3 tablespoons soy milk
1/3 cup chocolate chips

Whisk the milk and vinegar together in a large bowl, and set aside to let curdle.

Preheat oven to 350 and line muffin tin with paper liners.

Back to the milk mixture: add sugar, oil, and extract. Beat until foam forms.

Sift dry ingredients together, and then add to the wet mixture. Start by adding half, mix, then add other half. Mix until all the large clumps are gone (small are okay). Fill cups 3/4 of the way, bake immediately for 18 to 20 (or until they test clean).

Cool a couple of minutes in the pan, and then on a rack.

When the cupcakes are cool, mash the shortening in a bowl for the frosting. Add the sugar one cup at a time. When all mixed together, add the rest of the ingredients and stir well. Frost with a knife, or add to a pastry bag for effects like the pictures.

Last step: nuke the soy milk for 30-45 seconds. Add in chocolate chips. Stir vigorously until all is melted. Let sit for 10 minutes before spooning over the top of the mint icing.

Garnish as desired. Eat with a smile.

Almost Gibassier...ALMOST.

On a recent tour in the city of roses, I was introduced to a french "pastry" called Gibassier. I say "pastry" as it doesn't meet the American standard of it. When we think of a pastry - we think a danish, or maybe a croissant. Certainly not a bread based, faintly sweet, roll.

Oh, how we miss out.

Well, upon trying the Pearl Bakery's creation - I went on a mission to find a recipe. And I DID! However, in the absence of orange water, I have delayed the re-creation. Until, that is, I found the Artisan Bread book.

In surfing through, I found a recipe for Sweet Provencal Flat bread with Anise Seeds. It contained Anise and Orange - two of the central ingredients in my beloved Gibassier. It didn't look EXACTLY the same (it lacked the candied orange peel) but it did look close...so I bought the rest of the ingredients and gave it a whirl.

It wasn't exactly what I was hoping for, but with a little tweaking it could be. I just adore the licorice flavor of the anise, but I would like more complementary orange flavor. I think next time, I will up the sugar a little and add the candied orange peel. Hopefully then I will be able to mimic the flavor of the amazingness that is Gibassier.

Sweet Provencal Flat bread with Anise Seeds (makes 4 1 - lb loaves or 8 + smaller loaves)

2.25 cups water
1/2 cups orange juice
1/4 cup olive oil
1.5 tablespoons granulated yeast
1.5 tablespoons salt
1 tablespoon whole anise seeds
1.3 cup sugar
Zest from an orange
6.5 cups all purpose flour.

Mix the wet ingredients with a spoon, add in the flour. Use hands if necessary, and let rise and fall over the course of two hours (or more if necessary).

Use immediately, or chill for up to 14 days. I let it chill over night, which made it easier to shape.

Roll about 1/4 of it into a ball, then roll that out onto a well floured surface, about 1/2 inch in thickness.

Now, this is where my instructions differ from theirs. They require a pizza peel and a bread stone. I have neither, so here is what I did.

I greased a pan, cut the above loaf into 4 triangular pieces, and placed them on a greased sheet. Then I dusted the top of each loaf with a hefty amount of table sugar, and let rise for about 15 minutes.

I placed in a pre-heated 450 degree oven for 18 minutes each, until they turned golden brown. The pan was on the middle rack, but below it was a broiler pan. Before putting the bread in, I added 1 cup (plus a little) water to the broiling pan. The steam gave the bread a nice sheen.

When done, I lightly buttered the top of each loaf, and then sprinkled more sugar on the top. Then I let it cool on a rack.

The result is something apropos for a brunch or breakfast.

Heck, I'd eat Gibassier all day long given half a chance.

Homemade Filled Doughnuts. With Chocolate.

So, the Queen has mentioned the book Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day in her posts. Consequently, I had it in my "cue" of books to purchase. A couple of weeks back, I decided to pursue some "retail therapy." Well, like any other good foodie...I didn't find myself a good pair of shoes, or great purse. Instead, I went ahead and grabbed two cookbooks I had been eying. The bread cookbook being one of them.

I dutifully surfed through them searching for the first two items to sample. I will post about the OTHER item in the coming days, but I have to tell you - both turned out wonderfully! I am so excited to sample all the other great recipes.

Today's item is a pastry, and I think I was attracted to this "different" sort of bread. They are similar to something I make on New Years called an Okinawan Doughnut. The only difference is those are made with Soda and Powder as leavening agents, while this recipe is made with yeast.

Oh, and these have chocolate. Therefore, these are FAR superior.

Homemade filled Doughnuts, From Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day

Brioche Dough, as written in the book. I would half this (makes 4 1 lb loaves as written):

1.5 cups lukewarm water
1.5 tablespoons granulated yeast
1.5 tablespoons salt
8 eggs, lightly beaten
1/2 cup honey
1.5 cups (3 sticks) unsalted butter, melted
7.5 cups flour.

With a spoon, mix all wet ingredients together. Then follow with the flour. The dough is REALLY wet (like you did something wrong) because as it chills it sets up better. I actually added another half cup of flour to make myself feel better. I would probably (in hindsight) add another half cup to make it easier to work with later.

Let rise until it falls on itself. Over two hours. Then chill for awhile. Overnight is probably best, but you can let it sit in the fridge for 5 days.

When you're ready to rock, take a pound of the dough (a quarter of it, if made as written), and roll out on a well floured surface in a rectangle. Make 2 by 2 inch squares with a pizza cutter, place 5 or 6 chocolate chips in the middle of each piece, and gather the sides up. Pinch away, use some water if you need it to close everything up.

Let sit while you heat your oil to 360 or 370 (I kept it sort of low to make sure it didn't get too hot too quick). You're deep frying, so fill the pan accordingly.

Drop in as many as your pan can comfortably hold. I used a dutch oven, and added 6 or 7 at a time. Don't overcrowd! Let them turn golden brown, flip, and let them get golden on the other side. I actually found that they flipped themselves...which was sort of cool.

When they're done, let them dry on paper towels. Then I heavily dusted them in powdered sugar.

Great brunch or afternoon tea treat.

Sunshine On a Rainy Day.

Our weather (and occasionally the power) has been affected by Tropical Storm Fay the last several days. As the tail end of it left the area this morning, I found myself feeling restless. I also found myself with a dozen and a half cupcakes and no idea what to do with them.

You see, friends, I am pushing ahead with this cake decorating bit. It's mostly discouraging, as I'm finding that increasing my decorating skills takes away from other culinary pursuits that are more pressing. Like, oh I don't know...dinner perhaps?

Two afternoons ago, my daughter asked for cupcakes. I had leftover butter cream from the last experiment, so I obliged. I found a wonderful chocolate cupcake recipe from The Dummy's Guide to Cake Decorating, and got to work. As a novice baker, I know I am missing the boat somewhere because my "yield 1 dozen" always yields AT LEAST twice that. As was the case with this batch. I had enough butter cream to frost the first dozen, but not the remaining 18. So, I threw them in a plastic bag (HUGE mistake, by the way) and left them for the next day. I had bags of butter cream frozen, so I planned on thawing and finishing with that.

Nearly 24 hours later, I thawed the butter cream and got out my frosting colors. I planned on decorating in the colors of the university my husband works for - as sort of a "hurray" to the new (school) year. For a variety of reasons, this effort failed. Not the least of which being the crumbly (yet moist) mess that the cupcakes had turned into while being stored in a bag.

Now, being the conservationist I am, I couldn't just throw these cakes away. They were FAR too good and I'd put FAR too much effort into them. Then, in an epiphany, I remembered a blog I had visited recently. It's as if that blog was a divine intervention, foretelling my cupcake disaster to come.

Bakerella is a wonderful goodies site that I encourage you to visit. I think I had seen it before, but just rediscovered it. These little cake pops really caught my eye, and I noticed that the base was just frosting and crumbled cake. Well, I sure had that, so I gave it a whirl.

Now, my first piece of advice would be to follow the directions explicitly. Like the whole dipping the stick FIRST and inserting into the cake would have made my life a LOT easier. As would have freezing the darn things. Just like the stereotypical lost man, I just didn't want to get directions and insisted on making my own way.

I also used what I had on hand, and not what Bakerella called for, as a grocery run in the middle of Fay was not in the cards. I used my crumbled cupcakes, my own butter cream, and white candy bark I had in the pantry. As I thought about the project, I got a bit curious about flavors and enhancements in the candy shell (as the cake and frosting were set). Out of my pantry I pulled flaked coconut, raw (brown) sugar, peppermint extract, coconut extract, and Christmas sprinkles. I found some hard peppermint candies too.

I mixed my cupcakes and frosting until I got a workable mixture. Then I got right to work. I should have used Bakerella's ideas and dipped the pop (or Kabob Skewer stick in my case) in melted candy, then the cake ball, and then frozen the whole thing. Instead, I tried to get right into dipping which turned into a big fat mess. However, I did manage. And I think I got some pretty results. These were the chocolate cake and frosting balls dipped in melted white bark flavored with coconut extract. I topped them with raw sugar and flaked coconut. In my case, I took each ball in my fingers and topped it with melted bark. Then I placed it on a plate (candy side up) and sprinkled it with sugar and coconut. When dry, I inserted a stick and then used a knife and my fingers to cover the underside of the ball. I was very careful to really douse the stick area with extra candy to sort of hold it in place - almost like a calking.
I sort of liked the snowball effect, which made me think of Christmas in September.
I topped two of these with sprinkles, and the third with crushed candy pieces. Also, the bark was flavored with peppermint extract - and this (in my opinion) was the superior of the two flavors.

I have to tell you, these turned out SWEET. I would use a less intense cake, softer flavored frosting (if that's possible), and save the sweetness for the candy shell. I also think that a lime cake and frosting pair would be wonderful - as the tartness of the citrus would cut down the sugar a bit. Regardless, they are BEAUTIFUL, and look really intense and different. I would also certainly buy more appropriate sticks and a better quality candy melt too. It likely would have made my dipping easier.

Oh, and follow the directions too. That's always good.

Pretty cupcakes and summer review.

As the summer comes to a close, I am reminded of a post I made in the early moments. In it, I made some summer vows. Now, I knew I was taking a serious risk when posting that - I knew I held a solid chance of not being able to keep most (if any) promises.

The summer proved to be busier than most. In addition to my culinary goals, I made a few household ones as well. Another one of my passions (along with cooking, teaching, and greenification) is scrapbooking. The whole summer, I accomplished just one page. One. I am so far behind at this point, I fear I may never catch up! I was doing a few online courses for my job - one in teaching students of limited English proficiency and the other to boost my knowledge in reading education. Between those courses, chasing my kids around, and you all...well...that was pretty much my entire summer.

My comments in black, the goals in lavender.

(1) I am going to feed my family homemade bread. I am also going to find sustainable, go to recipes that will allow me to feed my family homemade bread all year long.

I mostly managed this one, but not entirely. I never completely mastered the sandwich bread. I realized, after just the first loaf, that my pans weren't big enough. So, I purchased some larger ones. Then I realized my bread knife wasn't sharp enough to really cut the smaller slices suitable for PB&J's, so I bought another one of those too. Then we went on vacation.

Now, on my defense, I almost always have a loaf of this stuff sitting around. Which, incidentally, makes wonderful toasts, sides, and even "grown up" sandwiches. While the kids LOVE it plain, it's not so good for their lunches, which is why I tend to stick to Nature's Own Organic bread for them. At least until I can master the sandwich bread.

(2) I am going to see how cheaply we can eat, while still eating well and organically wherever possible.

I did that this week, but the rest of the summer just seemed like such a drain. I'm not sure if it's because of the rising food prices or what - but we just can't seem to get our grocery budget under control without giving in and eating some processed foods that I just refuse to by. I think "well, maybe ONE week wouldn't hurt.." But then I think about how good we eat, and how good it makes me feel, and I just can't even do it. This week, I spent $56. And that included some water for the hurricane sitting out in the gulf. Now, we have a well stocked pantry, so all I really needed was produce and dairy. Still, I was quite proud of myself for that. And yes, there will be a lot of beans this week.

(3) I am going to learn to make homemade tortillas. Low fat homemade tortillas.

Did this, but I was less than impressed. I should try different recipes, including the full fat ones. I also want to learn how to make pita bread, as the stuff I buy in the store is terrible.

(4) I will master the balsamic reduction. We had that at a restaurant lately, and LOVED it.

I tried it, but was not impressed. The problem was that it tasted burnt, as the balsamic reduction has to be done at a relatively low heat to avoid scorching. It was okay, but I didn't love it. I found precious little information about this process, so I was flying pretty blind. However, while this wasn't great, I found a wonderful way to make a thick balsamic dressing with my mortar and pestle that I will share as soon as I get the proportions down. I think it was about as good as the reduction, with much less work. It made AMAZING bruschetta.

(5) I will master the Panna Cotta recipe.

This was way too easy. It's milk jello. Boring. Now, there were some chocolate Panna Cotta recipes and interesting flavors that I want to try...

(6) We will be making a family trip out to Portland, Oregon - to see more family, and determine the steps necessary to make it our new home. While in Portland, we will be taking a tour that I am VERY excited about. I will be sure to post a review.

Okay, I managed this with gusto...if I do say so myself. If you want to see, click on the "vacation" link above. Or, go to the left where my other tags are, and click on "Oregon."

(7) This is the one that bears most on you, my reader - I will be posting daily. Even if it's a "the kids are sick, I can't think of anything to post, so here is a good article..." I will post daily. I promise! From now until my vacation - I will post daily. So, if you would like to reciprocate my devotion - please feel free to share this blog with friends and family. I hope to have more of what I've already put here, just MORE of it .

I made a pretty good dent in this in June, not so much in July. Although, I'm finding that most of the food blogs I read aren't so good about posting every day, which makes me feel better! I also know that I write about more than just FOOD in here, but how to tend to a kitchen, how to serve your food, product reviews, and even restaurant reviews.

I also managed to do a few unexpected things this summer. Like, I began my quest in cake decorating.

These were my first attempts at decorating cakes. I decided to "start small" - small meaning cupcakes.

The cakes themselves weren't great. The first batch, chocolate, were terrible. These vanilla cakes left much to be desired. Now, I am not a cake fan exactly. I much prefer a good pie or cobbler, or even cheesecake. I'm just really tired of paying someone else to decorate a cake for my kids. I have a lot of mixed emotions over this as well, as I really hate the number of chemicals that go into the decorating bit. Which leaves me with a quandary: to decorate means more chemicals. To get good I need to practice, which means more decorating. What to do? I guess more research to see if there are organic ways to do it. I have a friend who uses fruits to create the butter cream colors, and even homemade marshmallows to create fondant. That might be a direction I have to go as I learn some of the techniques. Oh, and I must mention that this is all self taught - the cake decorating class in my area is from 12-2. Thanks, Michaels.

So, all in all - I think I get a B. I met a good number of my goals, exceeded expectations in other areas, but didn't quite do all that I said I was going to. I did increase my blog readership, which is a huge deal for me - so for all you faithful readers...thanks. I really enjoy knowing that you come here to read about my kitchen adventures.

I've had a request...

A while ago, we had friends over. I decided to try Pavlova, and was worried it would turn out weird, so I decided to try these cookies as well. The cookies were a total back up plan, but the Pavlova turned out so good I didn't need them. They're sort of a smattering of various different ingredients and recipes I'd picked up along the way. Trying to keep my Weight Watcher program in check, I sent the cookies away to my husband's office. Apparently, today, he was asked to get the recipe. Mind you that I sent the cookies in some time ago. So, not wanting to keep something requestable to myself, I decided to share.

Cranberry White Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies with an Orange Glaze.

Cookies:

1 cup softened unsalted butter (2 sticks)
1 cup packed light brown sugar
1/2 cup white sugar
2 eggs
1 tsp vanilla extract
1 tsp almond extract
1-1/4 cup all purpose flour
1/2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
3 cups quick cooking oats
1 cup chopped macadamia nuts
1 cup white chocolate chips
3/4 cups dried cranberries

Glaze:

2 T orange juice
1 T orange zest
confectioners sugar to desired consistency.

Method:

(1) Preheat oven to 325 degrees.

(2) With mixer or in large bowl, cream together butter and sugars. Add eggs and extracts. Cream together well.

(3) Mix the flour, soda, and salt together in a bowl or large Ziplock bag. Add that (slowly) to the creamed ingredients until just mixed.

(4) Stir in the oats, nuts, chips, and cranberries. It's best to do this by hand (in case you are using a mixer), as the mixer will disintegrate the chips quite effectively.

(5) Drop by heaping spoonfuls onto ungreased cookie sheet and bake for 12 minutes. Let cool on sheet for 5 minutes before moving to wax paper or wire rack. I like to have two sheets going - one in the oven, one for cooling/refilling, so there is always a new dozen until all the batter is used.

(6) While the first batch of cookies is baking, mix together the orange juice and zest, then add the powdered sugar. You want it thick enough that it won't slide off the cookie, but thin enough that you can "lob" it across for a neat pattern.

(7) With cookies still warm, take a regular spoon, spoon a scant spoonful of the frosting, point the spoon down, and then move your hand back and forth quickly. Ribbons of glaze should leave the spoon and land on the cookies. Don't get too vigorous - lest you think it's fun to clean glaze off your walls. Keep on truckin' until you reach the desired amount of frosting. Make more as you need it.

(8) Try to keep your hands off them.

Bread and butter, baby.

So, I've been making some progress on my summer cooking goals.

It turns out that Panna Cotta is milk jello. I used a recipe from the joy of baking website, and my husband loved it. I accidentally ran out of vanilla (ooops), and had to substitute coconut extract. The result was excellent regardless, as the flavor did not change the velvety texture. However, the flavor was remarkably similar to Haupia (pronounced How-pee-ah), which is a Hawaiian Coconut custard. So, while it was good, it was sort of a "familar" flavor. Which made it nothing to write home about, at least for me. Oh well, my husband was happy.

I've also managed a couple of bread recipes. The kids seemed happy enough with the latest Oatmeal Bread attempt. What I don't love about it is the size. We'll be ordering some larger loaf pans from Amazon soon. Other than that - the kids seem to love it. It's about the first thing I've made homemade that they've eaten up happily! It IS a wonderful little bread. Out of the recipe you get two loaves. When finished, it's delicately sweet. Definitely a bread that you could just eat - no butter. Just straight.

I've found an AMAZING French Bread recipe. Given to me by the creative Mommy I've mentioned THREE times now on this blog, it's fast an easy.

2.5 cups warm water
2 TABLESPOONS of yeast (a lot, I know, but that's what makes it so fast)
2 TABLESPOONS of sugar
2 teaspoons of salt
5.5 cups of flour.

Just stir together and let sit for 15 minutes. Then, with heavily floured hands (this is a very sticky dough) cut and divide in half. Lay out in two "logs" on a large cookie sheet and let rise for another 15. Then bake at 450 for 15.

This makes a flatter "Artisan" like bread. Leftovers are great for garlic and cheese bread. Today I piled it high with leftover bruschetta, sprinkled some fresh mozzarella over the top, and nuked it. Wonderful! I also plan on making panini sandwiches with it this summer. I have this idea for pesto, mozzarella, and maybe some mushrooms? Yum.

Finally, for Father's Day, I did try the balsamic reduction. I was disappointed. This will be harder than I thought. First of all, heating and boiling vinegar is pretty rough on the lungs. Secondly, it takes a while to get the reduction reduced, it's touchy and difficult to get it "just right," and to adjust the spices you pretty much have to make entirely different batches for trial and error. Jeff liked it, but it wasn't quite as good as I remember. I might have to get back to that restaurant to sample it again.

Anyhow, I'm feeling pretty confident about some of my bread recipes. The French bread is a new family favorite. Now it's just a matter of finding a good sandwich recipe. The Oatmeal Bread is great, but what about for grilled cheese?

Wrapping up the long weekend.

What a positively lovely weekend it was!

Last night, I did make up the breakfast cookies and banana bread, as planned. Unfortunately, it was an evening of "oooops" mistakes and "darn" I don't have any of that ingredient.

Breakfast cookies: These turned out pretty well. I managed NOT to mess it up, but I didn't have the cheerios nor the rolled oats. I instead used rice crispies and quick-cooking oats. I figured this was better anyway, as the quick cooking oats are always in the oatmeal cookie recipes I find. I also topped each cookie with a simple frosting/glaze (just water and powdered sugar). I have found that my picky three year old will eat nearly anything with frosting on it. I gave her a bite last night, she told me it was good, yet tried to tell me she didn't like it this morning. I told her it was what we were having for breakfast this week, so "tough cookies..." No pun intended, of course!

Low fat banana bread: This was a HUGE oops. I added TWICE the buttermilk called for. I caught it just as I was ready to spread into the loaf pans - and added the last little bit of white flour that I had (1/4 cup) to remedy it. I then poured it into pans and hoped for the best. It WORKED! In fact, it is so good, I am hesitant to make it as written in the future. Let me add that I didn't have buttermilk, so I looked up alternatives online and found that you can "make" buttermilk by adding 1 tsp of vinegar to a scant 1 cup of milk. I put in 1 1/3 teaspoon and filled with milk up until the 1 1/3 line. The vinegar actually mixed with the baking powder in the dry ingredients to make a wonderfully spongy banana bread; an effect that I'm not sure could be mimicked with regular buttermilk. I ended up using 2% milk, but had I used the fat free, the only fat would been the small amount in the oil and the natural fat in the bananas.

Chickpeas: They are done and in my fridge. Just as I said, I boiled them with a tablespoon of thyme leaves, 1 tablespoon of rubbed sage, 2 tablespoons EVOO, and salt to taste. Now they will be ready for salads and rice for the week.

Pizza: We grilled it tonight, as scheduled. What was NOT scheduled? Running out of white flour. So, I made a "Colorado style" pizza instead, just changing the white flour out for wheat. I found that I needed slightly less flour, but it cooked up just the same. As any Coloradoan would dictate, we dipped the crusts in honey once the cheese and tomato sauce had been eaten off each piece. The kids LOVED it! I think my husband found himself right at home, too.

On top of the cooking and eating going down, my husband and I are working on some green changes as well. Amazon.com is having a Memorial Day Sale, and Pyrex dishes are part of it. If you have considered giving up on some of your plastic pieces, now would be a good time to toss some Tupperware and go with glass. Pyrex is made in the USA, and it's not plastic.

Just to wet your whistle...

I am doing an online class for students with limited English language proficiency, which means I spent an extra hour online tonight. I've pretty much been on this computer since 6, and the ball and chain asked that we go to bed early tonight...eek!

So, let me just say a couple of things:

(1) The cookies that I made last night are 1000 times better TODAY than YESTERDAY. I had to make my husband take them all out of sight. On the plus side, I am envisioning the chocolate chips and walnuts gone...replaced with white chocolate chips, cranberries, and macadamia nuts. Perhaps nuts, berries, and orange glaze? Oh, the possibilities are endless.

(2) Dinner last night was fantastic. I whipped together some quick enchiladas:

Take 5 tortillas, roll up 3/4 cup cheese (whatever you fancy, jack is more traditional) in each one, and line up in an 8 X 8 pan. Make sure to grease the pan first!

In a separate pot, fry up one onion, two minced garlic cloves, and one green pepper in 2 Tablespoons of olive oil. Cook until the onions turn translucent. Then add one can drained diced tomatoes and one can undrained diced tomatoes. Cook tomatoes down (10 minutes or so). Add 1 Tablespoon of cumin, 1/2 tsp of salt, 1 teaspoon of paprika (lovely color), and 1/8 cup chili powder (less for less heat, more for more). Add one can of tomato sauce, heat, and taste. Adjust seasoning.

Spoon half the mixture over the enchiladas. Garnish with 1/2 cup shredded cheese. Bake at 350 for 30 minutes or so. The other half of the sauce can be frozen for next time!

Good Day, Sunshine.

I've had the most fantastic weekend. It was perfect,wonderful, happy, and joyous.

What did I do?

Well, I stayed home, of course!

My life is really hectic. I work early (7 AM), and leave work at any point between 3-4:30. Then I pick up the kids and do the Mommy thing until about 10 PM. I'm not saying this to gain sympathy - I know I'm right in the thick of it with all the other Moms out there. I'm more trying to get the proverbial "amen, sista!" My day is almost more hectic when I get home. As soon as we walk in the door we wash our hands (who knows what kid came to school with which virus that day), get milk, then dinner, then I start dinner for the ball and chain. Oops, someone spilled their applesauce. Oh wait, no you cant have any fruit snacks until you finish those chicken nuggets. Then Daddy walks in the door and it's like I don't exist, until they realize they're hungry again. Then it's playtime, an apple, playtime, an orange, more playtime, clean time, more apples? Nope. Too late. Then baths, books, bedtime, lunches, laundry, cleanup, and a "do I know you?" to my husband.

So, a weekend like this, where I went no where (except for Lowe's), got some sun (tan lines to prove it, my dermatologist would NOT approve), and watched the kids play in their new kiddie pool, seems like a trip to the Bahamas. Well, maybe that's an exaggeration, but it's close.

Now, we did do some productive things. I finally got around to planting my herb garden (two kinds of basil, dill, chives, and mint). I got caught up on laundry (we took a weekend away recently and I haven't been caught up since!) And, I did some cooking.

On Friday I made these, which is yet another wonderful thing to do with rice. Excellent, excellent, and totally modifiable. I ended up adding some lime juice and cayenne pepper. Made some fresh guacamole to go on top, along with some Newman's Own salsa, the husband was a happy camper. I also ended up making this rice dish, which is now 48 hours old (in the fridge) and tastes better each day.

Saturday I made these cookies, which will forever be called the cookies that I will never make again. Oh, don't get me wrong, they were excellent. I just can't have them in the house ever again. The frosting was screaming to be used on scones. I will have to remember it for that. I'm thinking a nice cranberry walnut scone (or muffin) with the orange frosting/glaze.

Today, I made pizza on the grill and pasta salad. Usually, I like to make a good leftover dinner on Sunday. However, the nice weather just screamed for our grill, so I gave in. We still have some rice pilaf but we needed something else for lunches. So, I made my pasta salad.

Practically Fat free Pasta Salad:

(1) Boil 1 lb of pasta (as instructions dictate). I like tri-colored rotini, but monotone and bow ties will do fine. I don't care for macaroni or ziti-like pasta for this, it doesn't grab the dressing as well. Drain in colander, rinse with cold water, and place in large bowl. Add 1/8 cup olive oil.

(2) Chop and add your vegetables. Now, this is where YOU can get creative. In today's bowl, I added:

• 2 small tomatoes, seeded and chopped.
• 1 large cucumber, seeded and chopped
• 1 small red onion, finely diced
• 1 large green pepper, seeded, and finely diced
• 1 1/2 dill pickles chopped
• 1 can large black olives, cut in half

YOU can add whatever you like and have on hand. Some ideas include carrots, celery, baby corn, corn kernels, feta cheese, Parmesan cheese, artichoke hearts, sun dried tomatoes, black beans, kidney beans, ham, turkey, shrimp, the sky is the limit! I just wouldn't add chickpeas as they tend to get dried out and not good. I also would caution the tomatoes and cucumbers - do NOT add without seeding first. Those "innards" of the cucumbers and tomatoes just bleed water into the salad. This will make it uneatable in the coming days.

(3) when all has been incorporated, add 1/4 cup water and two packets of zesty Italian dressing mix. Toss together, and add red wine vinegar to taste. If you want to add to the flavors, consider Brags Amino Acids, Chipotle Tabasco sauce, salt, pepper, garlic, and cilantro.

This makes a LARGE bowl of pasta salad that you can eat off for days. It is low in fat, diet friendly, and a great way to use up unused vegetables.

Now I must go back out and enjoy the last few minutes of my weekend. If your weekend was even half as wonderful as mine, you are lucky indeed. Hug your family, they're what you do this for.

101 uses..

All 8 of you regular readers may take note that I have a new tag: 101 uses for cooked rice.

One regular leftover item (that regularly gets tossed) is rice. With my whole "waste not, want not" philosophy - this has become a major thorn in my side.

So, I've decided to make it my mission to find all the possible uses for cooked rice. Good, bad, and ugly. Make-able and un-make-able. Tasty...and...well...you get the picture.

I've re-labeled the appropriate prior posts (wow, say THAT five times fast), and to kick off the official "grand opening", I'm posting tonight's dessert.

In a previous post, I mentioned that I had made far more rice than necessary. This weekend, I am attempting to use up said rice in my meals. I made a fabulous dinner (which will be saved for another post), and a wonderful (very unexpected) desert.

I kept this recipe very much the same. I added about a teaspoon of vanilla to the rice and milk, and I went ahead and added ALL the Cinnamon and sugar to the top of the peaches. The result? Well, I've eaten a quarter of it, so you be the judge. I'm not sure what a one quart baking dish is, but I used a glass eight by eight pan. I also had to add an extra can of peaches to cover the top, not quite sure how one can would have ever accomplished the task.

I ended up making the dish with 2% milk, but with the starchiness of the rice, I think fat free would have been fine. Moreover, I think you could have gotten away with egg whites instead of full eggs. I will be trying that next time. Those changes would make this a very waist-friendly dessert, indeed.

So, ladies and gents, get out those rice pots, We have some experimenting to do!

This stuff is bananas...

B-a-n-a-n-a-s!

Did you know that I am a HORRIFIC speller? Like, the WORST? It's a common joke with my math students when someone asks me to spell a word - they immediately say "she teaches MATH, not ENGLISH."

So sad, so true.

Anyway, I say this because the Gwen Stafani song spells bananas. While spelling is not my forte, I can memorize lyrics to any song. So, there you go.

Where was Gwen in the 2nd grade?

Anyhow, speaking of bananas - I kind of lost mine last night. I'm on this mission to want not, waste not. Well, wouldn't you know this weekend I bought 6 bananas to use in my tropical muffins? Wouldn't you know I nailed them on the first batch? This meant I had many, MANY bananas to go.

So, I went to my food bible and went to work.

Recipe one - Banana Chocolate Chip Dessert.

I had high hopes for this one. I mean, come on, bananas and chocolate? Yum! The problem was that I was expecting a cookie, and got more of a brownie. It's almost like the chocolate and the bananas sort of canceled each other out into nothing? Not terrible, but not worth the calories, in my mind. If you do want to try them out, don't be surprised when the batter sort of comes out runny. I also had to cook mine for an extra 10 minutes.

Recipe two - Banana Bars.

What attracted me to this one was the banana frosting. Again, not bad - but I found it to be too sweet. The frosting was so strong, that it overpowered the cake. I might as well just eaten the frosting. I guess that's not so bad!

Recipe three - Bailey's Banana Colada.

Do you like Pina Colada, and getting caught in the rain? Well, I don't like either. So sue me. I'm not sure what possessed me to try this. Probably the Baileys (who doesn't love Bailey's) and the bananas that I was on a mission to use up. It was okay. I'll never make them again.

The verdict? I should have made banana bread and eaten it warm with butter.

Darn.

As a final piece of spelling trivia - did you know that http://www.allrecipies.com/ and http://www.allrecipes.com/ will get you to the same lovely site? It seems I'm not the only chef with an ineptitude in spelling.